The ultimate cheek muscles!

Lades and Gents, boys and gals: Do you have chubby cheeks? Are you tired after laughing so hard? Muscle Company has provided the way for you. No more flab on your face, no pain when you smile, nothing but muscular jowls and a clean, wide grin. Apply for Muscle Company to send you their scientifically proven program for FREE with a donation of $100. Muscle Company's smile program will work you through exercises of smiling for as much as three thousand times in a row. Once you have completed this beneficial exercise, you will move to the more extensive program of lifting as much as one pound with your gorgeous smile. This will in effect provide you with toned cheek muscles that will be the admiration of all. And it will happen in just two years! So call Muscle Company for your special packet--hurry before supplies run low!!!