I was eating my salad, minding my own business. Then I thought I saw a tiny bug crawl under my lettuce.
HORROR OF HORRORS!!!!!
Or, a more eloquent way of describing it is:
Eww!
Then I found out that it wasn't a bug after all. It was just a tiny seed of sorts swimming in my Greek dressing. Isn't it amazing how your brain can convince you of strange things, even for a brief second?
That was anticlimactic.
2 comments:
Boy, were you lucky! That was a close one!
I HATE BUGS! And I probably wouldn't have touched the rest of my salad because I'd be so scarred by the thought of a bug in my food. Yick yuck gross.
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