Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Hello August 28! Long time no see . . .

Something dawned on me recently. The fact is, I haven't experienced August 28 for a very long time.

"Guffaw," you say (I can't remember what that sound means exactly but it sounds good for this situation). "A whole year is not that terribly long you cake head!" (Perhaps you haven't heard that "cake head" expression before. That's because I just made it up and it hasn't had time to become a cliche yet. It's a softer rendition of "fat head" since everyone knows how fattening cakes can be.)

Actually I agree with you. A year is not long enough to start missing August 28 by any means, unless that happened to be my birthday. But how about two years?

Yes, ladies and gents, I have not experienced August 28 for two whole years! Okay, well MAYBE I experienced about an hour or two of it in the wee wee hours of the morning, but the fact remains that about this time last year all was nearly normal. I was going along at about one o'clock in the morning on August the 28th, minding my own business . . . la la la la la la la la---when BAM!!!!! It was suddenly one o'clock a.m. August 29. Don't ask me how I did it, time travel isn't a secret I'm about to divulge.

Still, there's something undeniably uncanny about the idea of having a whole day wiped out of the history of your life. Why, for me August 28, 2006, never even existed! While everyone else has something written down in the record of their life for that date (like this: August 28, 2006. Susie spent three hours drooling, one hour laughing, and the rest of the 20 either eating, sleeping, or being incredibly naughty), my life for that page is practically nothing! In fact, my page would probably look something like this: August 28, 2006. Kayla is moving amazingly fast, propelled by extraordinary powers (maybe a UFO?). She is drowsy. No, wait! She's gone! She's missing in action! The rest of her page is blank! She's----page turn. August 29, 2006. Kayla is sleeping . . .

The top side to crossing the International Dateline is that if you come back you make it all up by getting a day twice. Woe to those who cross it toward the Orient, never to return! They will forever be missing a day that they could have enjoyed with everybody else. On the other hand, if you traveled west you could cross the International Dateline going the other way and experience the day twice! Then if you had super time travel you could cross the International Dateline coming from the other way again and again--every day even. In fact, perhaps if you got it to pan out just right you could live every day of the year twice, which would mean your birthday would come only about once every two years and therefore you could remain young for years and years! Or would you just be experiencing the same day over and over? I'm confused . . . . but anyway, yikes I'm practically a genius--I should patent my idea. All you need is super duper traveling speed to go all around the world in an hour or so, then you can cross the International Dateline and spend most of your day in Hawaii. You'd stay young for a very long time . . . though I suppose if everyone did that then the national average age for deaths in the U.S. would probably drop from 76 to 38, and those statistics might throw a bad light on the healthy environment of our country, not to mention how old a 38-year-old would end up looking. I guess I'm not a genius after all (rats, scratch that idea). For the good of the country we should just let ourselves grow old.

However after all that I'm still happy to see August 28 again, and now I shall greet it, "Hello August 28! Long time no see . . . "

p.s. don't mind all the flaws to my far-fetched "staying young" scheme. If you don't understand it then I'm gratified because I'm still confused about it myself, though I keep "almost getting it." But hey, it sounded good, and I bet it made you think, right?

Monday, August 27, 2007

An anniversary

Sunday, August 27, 2006

This is my much looked forward to day. The airport terminal is relatively quiet, excepting the occasional Spanish announcements chattering over the loud speaker. No, this trip is not to Spain or Mexico. As a matter of fact I am sitting in the Los Angeles airport, waiting for my flight to the beloved Australia.

"Oh my," you might be saying, "Israel and Norway would have been enough, don't you think, but you just can't stay put for long and now you're off to Australia, of all random places! And you're only the lucky age of fifteen!" What can I say? Traveling is in my blood, and I'm bound to be doing it whether I expected it or not.

"Okay, Kayla," now you wonder, "the first one was during a war with a bunch of crazy bibleschool students going to march and pray in Israel, then your family wore themselves out driving all over Norway praying; what takes you to Australia, more prayer battle?" Actually no. Although I hope to still believe God in this needy country, my reasons are not purely based on this.

It all started probably when I studied Australia in Geography last May or so. I think it was my favorite chapter of the year, and a little seed of thought was planted, saying, "Huh, I think I would really like to go there someday."

A few weeks later (on Mother's Day, actually), I was talking on the phone with Kendra, who started talking about her previously planned trip to Australia. Curious, I began to ask her questions, and as I was struck with a thought, I said, "Do you mean if God plopped [X number of dollars:] in my lap I could go with you?"

To make a long story short my parents and I thought and prayed a lot about it, and a month and a half later Mom bought my ticket . . .

Sunday, August 26, 2007

They're used for WHAT?!?

Oh they're always in the way!
The cows eat them for hay!
They hide the dirt in Daddy's shirt,
They're always in the way!
 
 
What's this song about? Why, Daddy's whiskers of course! Sound familiar? Maybe you weren't blessed with the Wee Sing collection when you were growing up, or more specifically Wee Sing Silly Songs. Which is exactly what this song is from. As I remember it, a couple of the verses go something like this:
 
 
I have a little sister,
Her name is Ellie May,
She climbs up Daddy's whiskers,
And braids them all the way!
 
 
Chorus:
Oh they're always in the way!
The cows eat them for hay!
They hide the dirt in Daddy's shirt,
They're always in the way!
 
 
I have a dear old mother,
She likes the whiskers too,
She uses them for dusting
And cleaning up/out the flue!
 
 
As a kid, this last verse really troubled me. I mean, how many six-year-olds know what a flue is? Naturally I went to my wise, all-knowing brother who was five years my senior and therefore knew everything.
 
 
"What does flue mean?" I put the question to him.
 
 
He gave me a dark look before replying, "It means throw-up."
 
 
Oh my! How horrible! Why, that was almost as bad as when Kendra vacuumed up the stuff late one night after a certain brother of mine had an accident! And thus for years I sincerely thought that the dear mother in the song really did use Daddy's whiskers to clean up such unpleasant messes. It seemed awful but it must be the truth because my big brother said it, and I'm pretty sure he even wanted to know where I heard the word even before he replied to such an awkward question, so he seemed to answer in full knowledge of the context. Therefore it was set in stone.
 
 
Imagine my relief when I stumbled upon the difference between "flu" and "flue." I think a lot of haziness from my childhood was really cleared up right then.
 
 

Saturday, August 25, 2007

The sort of long and the sort of short of it

Last Wednesday my brother left for college. Now he's far far away, in a distant land full of buggies and cow-like perfume, and when am I ever going to see him again? Probably never. But life moves on . . .

And I was faced with a decision. My parents were gone to help Clyde move into college so I was home alone, only to see Craig in the evenings when he gets back from work. What was I to do with myself? Should I stay and go mini-golfing with small group? Or should I go over to my cousins for an over-due visit? I really wanted to go mini-golfing (I haven't been for over a year and I haven't been to Twinkle Town for about two years!), but then I very much wanted to see Cara again too. What was I to do? Then the solution came. When in need, pray! So I asked the Holy Spirit to help me, and after a long and painful deliberation, I felt led to go to the cousins. Granted, I was still unsure, but that seemed like the right thing to do.

But Dad and Mom had taken our van, and since I'm still not wholly comfortable with a standard just yet I needed an alternative for transportation. Daddy had arranged it so that I could take the Fairview car, so I prepared to do so. It didn't help that my dad told me not to fill it up with gas because the car is supposed to come off the road at the end of the month. Nor was it exactly encouraging when my mom suggested I take some change for a pay phone in case the car broke down and I needed to be rescued. And the trivial fact remained that not only had I never broken down before but I had also never driven by myself anywhere beyond a dozen miles or less.

But I told my mom not to worry. After all, I had learned what to do if you break down in drivers' ed. If you're by the side of the road and you need help you put the hood up and tie a white flag (red in a snow storm) to the radio antenna or driver's door handle. This supposedly is the universally known signal that you need help, though if it were universally known I'm not sure why I'd never heard of it before. But that's why you take drivers' ed, right? And everyone remembers everything they're supposed to know about other people signaling for help, right? So of course I really had nothing to worry about even if I did break down. Drivers' ed covers it all.

So now that I've made a sort of long and sort of short story sort of long I'm about to make it sort of short again. I drove over to my cousins and back the next day all by my lonesome (an aprox. 1 hour drive one way, now that the bridge is out), with little or no mishap. Nothing really happened in particular, except when I had a guy tailing me. I hate being tailed. I wasn't even going an unreasonable speed! In fact, I was actually going five or maybe even ten (*gulp*) above the speed limit. When I got to going over by about fifteen I decided that this was ridiculous and I was going to go whatever speed I liked (I was also feeling very guilty). So I resumed going five over again. I don't like the idea of triggering road rage in anybody, but there are some things that people just have to deal with. I only hope that the speedometer in the Fairview car was accurate . . . .

And not only that, but I had a fabulous time at Cara's! Plus when I got home I found out that small group decided not to go mini-golfing after all so I was saved from some devastation.

I guess the Holy Spirit might actually know what He's doing. :)

Thursday, August 23, 2007

dinner table dialogues

It’s incredible how many opportunities exist for unique conversations at the dinner table. Why, in a setting you’re comfortable in you can talk about pretty much anything, whether intense or hilarious! Provided it’s appropriate for the dinner table. But that point is often debatable.

Anyway, take one dialogue that happened a number of weeks ago at my own family’s dinner table. We were discussing the cows that might be given to Fairwood if only someone around here knew how to, well, cut them up. Somebody mentioned that so-and-so’s father had known how to do it. That’s nice, but I’m afraid it wouldn’t do us much good now because that dear person passed on to heaven some time ago. Anyway:

Clyde: We could have him do it (meaning the man that’s currently in heaven cut up the cow). He said it as a joke, but meaning no offense to him, it was rather a lame one.

I sat there, a reply shuddering on my lips. Did I dare say it? I think very highly of this person . . . but it was just too good to pass up. I yielded to temptation.

Me: Yeah, we could package it up and send it to him. Maybe it would get roasted on the way!

Too bad I couldn’t say it with a straight face.

And, moving on, it’s also interesting how certain things said aloud stimulate unusual thought processes, before you even realize that what you’re thinking is too absurd to be true. Here’s another recent dinner table dialogue:

Clyde: We’ll have to teach the grandkid’s Mom’s angry lemming face.

Craig: What grandkids? (or maybe he said “whose grandkids?”)

My train of thought: Yeah at the rate things are going Clyde is probably going to have grandkids before Mom ever does.

Oh wait.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

A momentous occasion

I had my first solo drive today! It was a momentous occasion. It's amazing how it's been a whole month (from today!) that I got my license, but I've had very little reason to drive. It's as if now that I have it there's no need to! But anyway, I had my first solo drive. I was a little excited, a little nervous, and I prayed and talked to myself so that I wouldn't feel lonely. But, amazingly, it actually wasn't a big deal! In fact, after I dropped my mom off, my drive (one way) was probably less than 10 minutes and probably covered no more than 5 miles! Still, I have now officially entered the driving world. As I said, it is a momentous occasion.

A gallery of progress

What I find very interesting is to explore the progress of young artists. Especially at the time of the 12-16 era one can improve quite a bit! For instance, I have drawn the same picture three times, with gaps of time in between. I'm not an incredible artist by any means, but check it out: (these are the originals of my drawings scanned onto the computer)

Here's what I drew at age 12
(I did have to darken some lines by hand though before I scanned it because I drew so lightly it was hard to see)



Here's what I drew almost exactly a year later, at age 13.



And here, between two and two and half years later, is what I drew at age fifteen.

Moral of the story? Encourage those young artists. They may be pathetic now but maybe they'll turn out to be the next Michelangelo!

Even though I'm not. :)

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Blissful completion!

I forgot to mention it before, but recently I finished another story!!! Huraaaaayy!!! Perhaps you didn't know it, but I happen to enjoy writing, and fiction is something that also happens to be up my line of interests. If you've read my blog for a long time you probably have gathered that, but since you might not have, I thought I should tell you.:)

Anyway, at long last, my latest masterpiece is complete! Or the first draft anyway. I started it last winter sometime and have been inching my way along since then until a week and a half ago I was so overcome with inspiration that I spent hours on end brainstorming on my dad's lap-top. I wrote a couple hours on Saturday, then a couple hours on Sunday afternoon, and to top it all off, after dinner I sat down and wrote for four hours straight! But it was worth it.

If you've never written a story you probably don't know exactly how blissful I'm feeling. It's kind of like finishing a monstrous school paper except it's even more delightful, because unlike the monstrous school paper it comes completely from your own imagination and you enjoy every bit of it. The 34 pages are now finished and resplendent in all their glory. The problem is that I'll probably never be wholly satisfied with the final product, and I'm not a huge fan of editing either. . . but barring that I am a very happy writer indeed!

p.s. and there's no point in asking me to post this one because it probably won't be ready for the public eye for ages.

An eyeball accident not for the squeamish

The other night I did something very stupid. I usually wash my hands before I take out my contacts (I guess some people don't but I do), and as I was doing this I guess I wasn't paying attention to my thoroughness of rinsing. So, just like any other night, I poked my finger into my eye to fish out that precious contact. Oddly enough, it didn't come out right away, and instead searing pain burned it's way into my eye. It was even worse than the time I tried to take out my contacts and rubbed my finger on my eyeball only to discover that I was supposed to be putting them in! No, this was more lasting. This stung to the core.

Confused, I looked down at my index finger and discovered soap bubbles. Yeeooooowww!!!!! I had just rubbed diluted soap along my eye! Somehow I managed to take out my contacts as my right eye got more red and the unavoidable tears arrived. I just wanted to sit in agony to wait for the pain to pass. It ebbed some, but I still had an irritation every time I blinked. It was as if I had an eyelash in my eye but whenever I looked there was nothing there. Thus were the after-effects of getting soap in my eye. There wasn't anything I could do, so I went to bed.

The next morning my eye was better. Or was it? My eye was sealed shut. I went to the mirror and saw the "sleepy sand" gobbed up at the corner of my right eye. Also my eye wouldn't open. But gradually, as I exercised my powerful eyelid muscles my eye slowly opened, stretching the goo around it like taffy. Yay. My eye was still red and a little swollen, but it was better. Still I had my work cut out for me to dig the gunk out of my eye. The happy part is that I did and am now better. The end.

A renewal

I'm baaaack!!!! Last Saturday my mom and I got back from going to the ATI conference in Indy. It was simply fabu (even though we did have to get up at 2:20 a.m. to leave for the airport). I got to meet lots of people (though with most of them I'm afraid I can't even remember their names) and go to lots of wonderful sessions. I was blessed by the concept of prayer being like we're entertaining God as Abraham entertained Jesus and how we need to stop and pray so that Jesus won't pass us by like He almost did when He was walking on the water.

Another thing we heard about was saluting people. It's amazing how important the first brief eye contact you have with somebody can be. In that moment you have the opportunity to "enfold them in the arms of your heart" or to stare at their strange appearance and judge them by it. If they see you looking at them the latter way they are more likely to feel like, "Huh, they don't like me so I won't like them!" And if you then try to salute them and witness to them, it won't do them any good. So now I must try to salute people, because it's so important that they feel Christ's love through me.

Also we heard from another speaker who talked about the verse in Psalm 119 that says, "Thy word have I hid in my heart that I might not sin against thee." He made a point that I had never thought about before--if we're meditating on God's word and hiding it in our hearts then it helps prevent us from sinning. This man even had a powerful testimony how meditating on Bible verses had helped him conquer lust. Wow, some mighty powerful stuff!

We even had a day of "delighting in the Lord." We came to sessions at nine o'clock in the morning and kept on going with no lunch until five o'clock! Of course it helped that it was Thursday, so my mom and I were old pros at this skipping lunch business.:) There were breaks, never fear, but they were set aside so that we could spend time working on Bible studies or confessing things as a family. It was an incredible sight to see people scattered all over the huge auditorium (there were about two thousand people at the conference), in the halls, and outside, gathered in closely-knit clumps as families or as individuals kneeling in prayer.

My mom and I had a good time together on the third level balcony. As we were praying and talking, I was thinking about the speaker's message that we had heard the night before about hiding God's word in our heart. I also felt like a verse came to me to lift me up as I was feeling kind of bogged down in my own degradation. It's one from Romans 6, that says, "How shall we who died to sin still live in it?" Yikes! To me it was as if Paul was saying, "Hello? Wake up people! Duh! Christ made it so you don't have to live in sin that way. It's taken care of!"

Duh, I guess He did. And I found great encouragement in it.

Friday, August 03, 2007

'Tis hot

It is hot, it is humid, and we have no air conditioning. It's just the
sort of day that you feel that if you moved a muscle something terrible
might happen. Say I did something seemingly harmless, like cleaning a
bathroom, and as my muscles moved so much extra heat and energy would
build up that it would cause my heart to pump faster, and, as my blood
reached a boiling temperature, something would pop inside and pieces of
me would be everywhere! Which means I don't need to do my Friday
cleaning, right?


*Sigh*


Sometimes I wonder why my seemingly irrefutable logic convinces no one
but me.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

The Dinner Horn

Nearly three years ago this fall (when I was a mere thirteen:) I wrote a short story. I wrote it for the small writing club that Lisa and Mr. P led for a short time, and this particular assignment was to write a story about a picture. So I did. The picture I chose was a painting by Winslow Homer that I had noted in the National Gallery of Art. The title was simple yet imaginative, and it intrigued me. Therefore I used the title of the painting for the title of my story, and wondered what might be the deeper story behind the painting.

I never shared this earlier because for awhile I had hoped to do something with it. But since I never have gotten around to it, and have now moved on and my writing style continues to change I am reminded that I have only been letting this dear story of mine collect dust! Oh my, that will never do! So I am about to share it here with you:

The Dinner Horn

Plop-splash. The old wooden bucket had just landed neatly in the deep well. I maneuvered the rope to let the bucket tip and fill with cold water. When I thought it was full enough, I strained my muscles on the handle and began to slowly but assuredly roll the rope up, bringing the bucket closer to the top.

As it neared the brim of the well, I reached down to grasp my prize and heave it up. My suspicions were justified. I had gotten too much water; I had filled it near the top and this was a massive five-gallon vessel.

The year is 1865. My family lives here on a farm in the wide open countryside of Pennsylvania. There are eight of us: Papa, Mama, my two older brothers Charlie and Jonathan, me, and finally my younger siblings Daniel, Carey, and Sarah. We all are very close, but unfortunately our family has been separated over the past couple of years. Papa, Charlie, and Jonathan have been brutally taken away from us by this savage War Between the States. Not that they were forced to go. They chose to leave out of their own free will, and I’m proud of them devoting themselves to this noble cause. However, I still can’t see the sense in a country dividing only to turn around and fight.

“It’s the complications of war, Lizzie,” Papa had shaken his head sadly when I put this point to him. “I don’t understand it anymore than your own pretty head does. It’s just the way it is.” Before long, he was gone.

In the meantime the rest of us stayed home to take care of the farm. Carey and Sarah were too young to do much, but Daniel was a fairly capable twelve-year-old. Together he, Mama, and I labored to keep the farm running.

Now, two years later at age seventeen, I poured what water I needed into a lighter bucket. Even as I poured I could feel a refreshing coolness emanating from the water, reminding me how warm it was for April.

Lifting the pail, I turned and made my way past Molly, our cow, chewing passionately at the edge of our pasture. She turned and gave me a mournful stare. I ignored her however and began to cross the farmyard.

A door banged, and Carey and Sarah came prancing out of the house, giggling. They began to chase each other, and soon they were running around me in circles. Marching on, I pretended as if I didn’t even notice that I was being treated like Maypole.

Just then, Maxwell, our German Shepherd, bounded around the corner of the house. Barking happily, he bounded forward to join the party which had forgotten to invite him. I knew he would make me spill the precious water, but, with expert timing before the inevitable collision, I sidestepped him, and his attack hurtled by me harmlessly. It helped to have had plenty of practice.

I pressed on to the house before Maxwell could conjure a counter attack. Entering the house, I sighed with relief. This place wasn’t extremely large, but this simple brown farmhouse was a haven of joy and peace, even if it was just from charging dogs.

The second my foot was inside the doorway I was enveloped in the sweet, cozy aroma of baking bread. At the next instant a waft of something else curled around my nostrils, and as the identification of this scent went to my brain, I was stunned as if Maxwell himself had bowled me over.

“My bread!” I cried, and dove toward the stove, my forsaken bucket of water sloshing dangerously on the floor. I peered at my two forgotten loaves of bread. They were brown, but faint traces of black whispered hideously at one end of each loaf.

I sighed as I took the loaves out to cool, but this time it was a sigh of dejection.

“My, does it smell nice in here!” A bright voice broke through my melancholy. I turned to see Mama, who had gone to town for most of the day to get supplies.

“They’re ruined,” I lamented. I knew I was just being juvenile to take the well-done loaves so hard, but, being a perfectionist, I did feel rather crestfallen.

Mama came to look over my shoulder and her trained eye scanned the loaves.

“They don’t look that bad Lizzie, and I’m sure they’ll taste just fine.” Mama always did have a way with making things seem better, and she had to, what with Papa gone and all. I abruptly turned my thoughts away from myself and my silly bread.

“How did the trip to town go, Mama? Any news?” We lived deep in the country with few neighbors, and we always gleaned news of the world from town.

Mama ignored my first question. “Aye, there is at that.” Her eyes sparkled and she took off her hat. “But first, this is Wednesday, isn’t it?”

I nodded.

“Then we best be getting ready for the dinner horn, as it’s nearing close to six o’clock.”

I smiled and almost skipped out of the room with eagerness before darting upstairs to get ready.

For as long as I could remember, I had done the dinner horn. Even when I was small, Mama would ask me to blow the thin instrument to call Papa home from the fields to eat dinner. I was delighted with this little chore, and have been ever since; even so that no one else has been allowed to do it except me. It became known as “Lizzie’s job,” and I loved standing on the hill, calling Papa and later my brothers home.

When Papa, Charlie, and Jonathan were about to leave for the war, a thoughtful Papa turned and said to me, “Lizzie, I’ll miss your blowing that melodious little thing to tell me to hurry and come home to eat. You’ll never know how much it means to me to hear that sound and come home, even if it’s just to be with you.” At this he swallowed, wavering. “I want you to do something for me while I’m gone. At six o’clock each Wednesday I’d like you to stand on that hill as always and blow the dinner horn. That way at that time I can think of my sweet girl Lizzie and my priceless family. And maybe someday I can come home in answer to that call.” I hugged him, and that sealed the agreement.

So ever since I have blown the dinner horn for Papa, in all weather, even in the snow. It has become a sign of promise that Papa will return.

I now hurried into my best dress, which was white, and Papa’s favorite. Then, pinning up my blond hair, I laced up my good black shoes. I liked dressing up for the dinner horn now, even though I had never done so before Papa left.

Going downstairs to get the horn, I saw that Mama, Daniel, Carey, and Sarah were waiting for me. They watched me in silence as I went out the door and they followed me to wait on the porch.

I strode forward to the corner of the house and stood there at the top of the hill, taking in the green expanse of land before me. A breeze caught my skirt, wrapping the light fabric around my legs, and then creeping up, it brushed my cheek, feeling like a ghost’s gentle finger.

The world seemed to be listening as I raised the dinner horn to my lips. Then I blew. The sound sprang up, and it merrily skipped across the field, ringing joyously with a hope unspoken. My spirits lifted and soared, wanting to join that dancing melody. Then it was gone, and the sound had died.

The silence almost drenched the light inside of me, but a new sound came to my ears. It was traveling on the wind, faint and barely audible, but still existent. Straining my ears to listen, I perceived that the sound was a voice, maybe two or three, shouting from afar. A minute later, three figures came into view around a clump of trees. They were running.

I don’t know how I could tell from the distance, but the moment I saw them I recognized them. Suddenly I was halfway down the hill, elation having given wings to my feet. Papa and the boys were home at last.

~The End~